My friend Nick just took a big time job in the arts. He's a smart guy. Clever, warm and persuasive too. I know he'll be a huge success.
Since I couldn't think of anything appropriate to give "the guy who has it all", I invented the PA Keychain. It's an itty bitty thing, about 2.5" tall, and goes undetected. In case of extreme art emergencies though, you simply pop it open, remove the inflatable bag (our largest yet) and breathe deeply. After composure has been regained, gaze at the the bag's vibrant orange interior to stimulate creativity.
Remember: consult your physician before using any artwork for functional purposes.